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Not long ago, two jokers played the following prank at
Heathrow airport, London: they wrote strange names on pieces of paper and
handed them in at the Information desk for them to call for these people over
the loudspeaker system. To make it more credible, they dressed up as taxi
drivers and went to the Information desk 45 minutes after a Pakistan
Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways flight had arrived, saying that their
fare had not shown up. Meanwhile, a friend stood under the loudspeakers and
recorded the “pronunciation” of the Information desk clerk. After the fifth message, the Airport police got wind of
what was happening and threw them out. The last message was recorded at
Gatwick, London’s second airport. First try to read and pronounce the names. Then listen
to how they were pronounced at the airport. Double click on the speaker sign
to hear the messages. |
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Looks Like… |
Reads Like… |
Sounds Like… |
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Aheddis
Varkenjaab and Ahwilhbe Fayed |
I hate this f**king job, and I will be fired |
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Arjhusbin
Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie |
I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody |
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Aynayda
Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost |
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed |
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Awul
Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet |
Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit |
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Mahkoleg
Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted |
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard |
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Steelaygot
Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee |
Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea |
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