> > > >> >  Life according to SEINFELD:
> > > >> >
> > > >> >  "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,
life
> > is
> > > >> > tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end
> of
> > > >> > it? A
> > > >> > death.   What"s that, a bonus?!?    I think the life cycle is all
> > > >> > backwards :
> > > >> >
> > > >> > You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go  live in
> an
> > > >>old
> > > >> > age
> > > >> > home. You get kicked out when you"re too young, go collect all
your
> > > >> > super,
> > > >> > then, when you start work, you get a gold  watch  on your first
> day.
> > > >>You
> > > >> > work forty years until you"re young enough to enjoy your
> retirement.
> > > >>You
> > > >> > drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready  for High School. You
> go
> > to
> > > >> > primary school, you become a kid, you play,  you have no
> > > >> > responsibilities,
> > > >> > you become a little baby, you go back  into  the womb, you spend
> your
> > > >> > last 9
> > > >> > months floating with luxuries like  central heating, spa, room
> > service
> > > >> > on
> > > >> > tap :
> > > >> > and then you finish off as an 0rgasm!"
>
>

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