The Plan
 

> > In the Beginning was the plan.
> > And then came the assumptions.
> > And the assumptions were without form.
> > And the plan was completely without substance.
> >
> > And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
> > And they spoke among themselves saying: "It is a crock of shit, and it
> > stinketh."
> >
> > And the workers went unto their supervisors, and sayeth: "It is a pail
> > of
> > dung, and none can abide the odor Thereof"
> >
> > And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them, "It
> > is
> > a
> > container of excrement, and it is very strong, Such that none can abide
> > it."
> >
> > And the managers went unto the directors and sayeth, "It is a vessel of
> > fertilizer, and none can abide its strength."
> >
> > And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another: "It
> > contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong."
> >
> > And the directors went unto the vice presidents and sayeth to them, "It
> > promotes growth, and is very powerful."
> >
> > And the vice presidents went unto the president, and sayeth unto him,
> > "This
> > new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency of this company,
> > and
> > certain areas in particular."
> >
> > And the president looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
> >
> > And the plan became policy.
> > And this is how shit happens.

emails
home