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From: Claire Ward


I heard a joke the other day................

A man & his wife are in bed asleep at 2 in the morning when they're woken up by a knock at the door.

The man gets up, puts his dressing gown & slippers on, trudges down the stairs & opens up the door.

There is a very drunken man there & the man asks him what he wants.  The drunken man asks for a push.  The man says "No, buggar off.  You woke me up from a good sleep & I have an early start at work"

He slams the door & goes back to bed.  His wife asks him who it was & she tells him off for refusing the drunken man the push.  She reminded him of the time they were stuck in their car & needed help one night & were given it.

She tells him to go back down & help him.

So he trudges back down, opens the door but no-one is there.

He calls out, "Do you still need a push?"

"Yes" said the drunken man.

"Well where are you?"

The drunken man replies, "On the swing."

 

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