Terrorists Ransom Prime Minister
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Auckland motor way
Nothing is moving Suddenly a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down his window and asks "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Helen Clarke up ahead, and are asking for a $10M ransom. If we can't raise the ransom they're going to douse her with petrol and set her on fire. We're going from car to car to take up a collection"
The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a litre"
