The Rules of the Chef
> > 1. The Chef is right.
> > 2. The Chef is always right.
> > 3. The Chef does not sleep, he rests.
> > 4. The Chef does not drink, he tastes.
> > 5. The Chef does not eat, he nourishes himself.
> > 6. The Chef is never late, he is delayed.
> > 7. The Chef never leaves the service, he is called away.
> > 8. If you enter the Chef's office with your own idea, you leave with his.
> > 9. The Chef doesn't have a relationship with his secretary, he educates
> > her.
> > 10. It is forbidden for Chefs to marry in order that their numbers should
> > not increase.
> > 11. The Chef is always the Chef, even in his swimming costume.
> > 12. If you criticize the Chef , you criticize the almighty.
> > Found on the bulletin board of the Chefs Office aboard the Queen Elizabeth
> > II. 1906.
> >
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