Thursday, 5 July 2001 14:37A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder
to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car,
nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and
stopped centimeters from a shop window.For a second everything went quiet in the cab,
then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that
again. You scared the daylights out of me!"The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much."The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your
fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've
been driving a hearse (funeral van) for the last 25 years".
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